Customer Reviews
Don't Buy Hoyle Card Game 2010
We have the Hoyle card game
2004 edition and we love it. So we were excited to buy the 2010 edition
to update. We were so disappointed when we started to play it. The
characters hardly talk at all, the cards are hard to see, and in Seven
Card Stud poker game the words "check" or "call" are written right over
the cards so you can't see the cards. You cannot see the pegs in the
cribbage game, and the action can only be set as too slow or too fast in
all the games with no medium speed. The game is only available in DvD,
so unless you have a Dvd reader on your computer, don't buy it. It
doesn't come in a CD. It is an absolute shame what Encore has done with
such an incredible game as Hoyle.
Goodbye,
Mr. Hoyle!
This will probably be the
last time I purchase a card game product from Hoyle unless the company
makes some much needed changes. Hoyle needs to revert to the old 2008
format and give us different animated characters every year instead of
the same ones year after year. Why does Hoyle insist its characters be
so annoying? Jasper tells you that you had better sleep with one eye
open if you challenge his remarks. Harley the bear tells you that you
may wind up with a fish head in your bed. When you play Gin, even the
usually supportive Chloe is obnoxious. If you challenge her comments,
she might tell you, "Oh yeah! I hope you get shin splints!" A game like
this should be light hearted, not so heavy handed. Sometimes, the
characters say things that make no sense. What does Roswell the alien
mean when he says, "Goodbye, Mr. Spalding"?
When you play
Oklahoma Gin, it's important to remember the first upcard because that
card determines the number of deadwood points you need to knock to end
the hand. In the 2008 version of HCG, the first upcard is displayed
prominently in the upper left hand corner, easy to read. In the 2010
version, the first upcard is displayed in the lower right hand corner
but is virtually impossible to read. At the end of each hand in the 2010
version, you can see what cards your opponent had but you can't see
what cards you had because the scoreboard covers them up. In the 2008
version, you can see your cards and your opponent's cards at the end of
each hand without the scoreboard covering them up. In Oklahoma Gin it's
traditional for the game to end after someone scores 150 points. Since
spade hands signify double points, points accumulate more quickly than
in regular Gin. In HCG, a game of Oklahoma Gin ends after only 100
points are scored, the same as in regular Gin.
When you play
Hearts, it's important to try to play the Queen of Spades (13 points
against your opponent) on the player with the lowest score. As in golf,
the player with the lowest score in Hearts wins the game. The animated
characters, however, are programmed to play the Queen at the first
opportunity regardless of score. As a result, they often play the Queen
on the player with the highest score. That makes no sense. The game
should be fixed so that the characters can target the player with the
lowest score.
The Hearts settings allow you to use alternate
passing so that you pass three cards to a different player at the start
of each new hand but there is also a no pass play where you don't pass
to anyone. When I played hearts online at the now defunct Hoyle Sierra
website, everyone I played with hated the "no pass" rule. I suggest
Hoyle add an option that allows you to pass to a different player at the
start of every hand. Yes, I know there is an option that allows you to
always pass left but that means you are always passing to the same
character. The 2008 version let you know in advance if you were passing
to the right, left or across. In the 2010 version of HCG, unless you
recall who you passed to in the previous hand, you have to pass blindly.
In
Hearts, if you shoot the moon (capture the Queen of spades and all
thirteen hearts), you score 26 points against the other players. Since
the game ends once someone accumulates 100 points, that doesn't help if
your score is 75, an opponent's is 90 and the low score is 42. I prefer
an option that allows you to either add 26 points to your three
opponent's score or else take 26 points off your own score. In earlier
editions of this game, the characters would congratulate you if you shot
the moon. Robin the forest ranger from Hoyle Games 5 could always be
relied on for a shoot the moon comment. In the 2010, 2009,2008 and 2007
edition of HCG, the characters say nothing when you shoot the moon.
If
you are more interested in playing cards online with real people rather
than playing with animated characters, do not buy HCG 2010. It will not
allow you to access the online card-playing site called Hoyle Royal
Suite. HCG 2009 will allow you to access Royal Suite but be warned. At
the moment, there are virtually no players on this website. The site is
pathetic in comparison to the wonderful five star Hoyle Sierra website
that was discontinued in early 2009. When I asked Hoyle Online Customer
Support why the website was dismantled, I was told, "The rights to use
the gaming software and the underlying servers have expired and
Activision has declined to renew these licenses." Funny how Activision
didn't renew these licenses the very year Hoyle came out with its own
card playing website.
As I said, Hoyle Royal Suite is a pathetic
website but it's better than all the other online card playing websites,
that is, if you can find someone to play with. MSN, Yahoo, Hardwood
Hearts and Hardwood Spades are even more pathetic than Hoyle Royal
Suite, which says something about the sorry state of card-playing
websites now that Hoyle Sierra is gone.
If you are only
interested in playing with animated characters, buy HCG 2008 instead of
2009 or 2010. If you are more interested in playing online, buy HCG 2009
at your own risk. I can't guarantee you will have anyone to play with
or that Hoyle won't drop Royal Suite also.
Buy 2008 version instead
Do not buy 2010 edition (I
only use it for Bridge, so I speak only for Bridge games). As other
reviewers mention, the play is slow and the cards are unnecessarily
small. 2010 doesn't seem to have the "Review previous trick" feature
which I found useful. Also, it takes several screens now to get to the
game you want. Every card does a somersault as it is plays - monotonous
and it slows the play. No matter what adjustments I make, the card
movement is still jerky, like a defective video. Really amateur
programming. Buy the 2008 version - it is 5 star!
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