Customer Reviews
Pointless installation limit + Windows Live + Online
Activation = FAIL
This review is intended to
help educate potential buyers of Bioshock 2 about a few of the major
downsides of the way 2K has decided to sell the game. If you've already
made up your mind to buy it, or already own it, this review isn't for
you. If on the other hand you're on the fence, I'd love to point out a
few things that are very troubling about Bioshock 2:
1) The game
REQUIRES online activation. If you are a serviceman/servicewoman
stationed in Baghdad (or anywhere in the field without internet) you're
totally screwed. Requiring an internet connection to activate is
offensive in itself, but coupled with the other major issues with this
game's DRM scheme, it just keeps getting worse.
2) The game
limits the number of times you can install it. I don't care if they give
me 1,000 installs, any limit on how long I can use a game I paid for
simply isn't acceptable. I'm not paying for the 'privilege' of
installing how ever many times 2K or anyone else thinks is appropriate.
If I buy a game, I want to actually BUY it, meaning I OWN IT and CAN DO
WHAT I WANT WITH IT. If I buy the game and don't like it, how can I
resell it? How can I verify to the person I'm selling it to that it has
installations left? This is just a petty and insulting way to treat
paying customers. I don't want to have to come crawling back to 2K or
Microsoft to explain why I might need more installations for a game I
already gave them forty or more dollar for. And what if they close their
doors at some point in the future? How can I be guaranteed I'll still
have access to my game?
3) Securom, the DRM package used by
Bioware, installs with the game and there is no option to install it
without Securom. That means you get a program running in the background
when you play the game that can create issues for other programs on your
computer. Don't believe me? I experienced all sorts of issues with the
Securom that installed with Mass Effect I including it screwing up my
drivers for my optical drives because it didn't like the fact that I has
DeamonTools on my computer. I don't want crapware or potential security
threats loading on my computer alongside the game!
4) You MUST
create a WindowsLive account if you want to access certain parts of the
game. I hate WindowsLive and everything to do with it and don't want to
create accounts to play my game. I want to install it, run the game, and
be on my merry way. Forcing creation of an account is what marketers
call "forced opt-in" and it opens you up to all sorts of information
mining so that Microsoft or whoever collects the data can sell it to
marketing companies. Forced opt-ins just flat out suck and I hate when
companies force you to jump through their hoops to play their game.
SO
WHY DOES THE GAME COME LOADED UP WITH THIS NONSENSE????
2K would
say its to fight piracy. I say bull-****. DRM doesn't affect pirates as
they're already downloading the widely available and free versions of
this (and any other game) from torrent sites. To the inevitable idiots
who will spam the comments of this review accusing me of being either a
pirate or too poor to buy the game: 1) I own literally hundreds of games
and paid for every single one of theme and 2) if I was a pirate I'd
already be playing the game from a torrent site without any of the
limitations of DRM. Bottom line: if you want to pirate the game, it's
pretty amazingly easy. I don't pirate because I'm honest, but neither do
I give my money to game makers who like to insult my intelligence by
telling me DRM is 'necessary' or that force me to install crapware on my
computer.
Thanks but no thanks. I'll take a pass on this one.
**********UPDATE
02/17/2010**********
I had the opportunity to play Bioshock II
on my friend's Xbox. Frankly I wasn't impressed with the game itself.
It's very much a copy of the original game with very little that is new.
I thought the game would center around being an all powerful Big Daddy.
You do play as a Big Daddy, but you're not any stronger than the human
character starting out in Bioshock I. I expected them to let you be more
powerful but also introduce more powerful / numerous opponents.
Instead, the same collection of splicers come in twos and threes just
like the original game. So as a Big Daddy, it takes 2-3 melee hits (with
a huge-*** drill bit mind you) to kill a splicer. It takes them 4-5
melee hits to kill you. That's just simply stupid considering when you
fight another Big Daddy it takes a HUGE amount of firepower to bring one
down. The whole concept of being a Big Daddy is diminished because you
really are not any more powerful.
It's like they took EVERYTHING
from the first game, just tweaked it a bit, and called it a new game.
There is nothing new that feels significant. The weapons are not
exciting, and some of them feel almost useless (the shotgun for one).
Only the spear gun and rivet gun have a satisfying quality to them.
You
still have the same simplistic moral choice (harvest or rescue Little
Sisters), the same voice over the radio guiding you, and the same
antagonistic voice prodding you along as you progress through the game.
You get plasmids in the same order (electricity, then fire, then ice)
and use them to solve the same problems as before (opening doors with
electricity, melting snow with fire, etc...). Really it feels like they
just redid the first game with less compelling characters and a less
compelling storyline.
I'm actually VERY glad I didn't buy this
game, even if it were DRM free because it isn't that interesting. It's a
rehash of the first and doesn't have anything really remarkable to
distinguish it. Honestly, I've played MODS that were free that provided a
better gaming experience than this. A good example would be the BT MOD
for Oblivion which made Oblivion feel like an entirely new game. For the
price 2k is asking (full retail for a new game!) it's just ridiculous.
There
are much better options out there. Go get Mass Effect II if you don't
have it yet, or even Call of Pripyat from the venerable STALKER series.
Both are a lot better than this.
Final thoughts:
It
doesn't bother me if you want to buy this game and install it. I just
want you to have all the facts before you do. If you don't agree with my
perspective that's fine--this is a free country (assuming you live in
the USA). Bottom line: some people do care about protecting consumer
rights and I'm one of those people. Agree or disagree, I think everyone
should have the right to information about the product they're buying.
Especially when the game itself isn't even that great.
Connection required for Single Player?!?!?!?!
For those who spend time
disconnected from the net, you cannot save your SINGLE PLAYER game in
progress unless you are connected to Windows LIVE. I have no problems
when I am connected, my LIVE account works and the ability to save works
at that time, but I'm not connected all the time, especially while
traveling. So as a warning that was not given prior to purchase, do not
bother unless you will be connected full time to the net while playing.
This causes me to give it a single star review as it is completely
unusable to this road warrior.
The game play and graphics are as
beautiful as the original, just disappointed that single player mode
requires an Internet connection to save the game. Works great on my HP
dv6 laptop. Unfortunately I will never get more than an hour into the
game, and with no save due to no connection this game is going bye-bye.
***update,
see K. Black's comment for single player offline save game work
around***
That giant screw on the cover?
Bend over.
I loved Bioshock 1 and was
anxious to part with my cash for the sequel, but unfortunately I echo
what has been said by many - I will put my money elsewhere because of
the insulting "protections" of this game. Requiring an online Games for
Windows account to save your game? Get serious.
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